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Thank you Liz and Wayne
What a great gift from the owners of Cabin Fever Woods in Chesapeake, Va. We absolutely love how you showcase Adiós! Mo Skitos!
Thank You Marti!
Our corporate golf outing was a huge success! You made me look great when my boss started getting bit in a sand trap. When he got out, I offered him AMS and he took it, used it, and hustled me out of at least 3 bottles to take home to his family. Thank you again. - Gwen J/Event Coordinator
What our customers are saying:
Hiker's Best Friend
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
"The best thing about Adiós! Mo Skitos! is that... IT REALLY WORKS. We like to hike early and sometimes the no-see-ums are relentless. My friends and I always carry a Onesie, but I like to bring a couple extras to share with fellow hikers getting bit. It makes all the difference!! Thanks Marti!" -Jessica-F. Harrisonburg, VA
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
" We get so much more from our camping vacations! I appreciate it even more at night. No more need to have to shower the kids down after a long day and a couple of cocktails and... no more Calamine Lotion stains! Highly Recommend!" -Delynn G.
NC
"Changed my game"
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
AMS Getting 2 thumbs up!
"We live down south where the mosquitos are like a fog. My husband is a golfer and says its been a game changer for his early tee times. I always throw a Onesie in his golf bag and he always thanks me. -Ginger L.
-Pinehurst, NC
AMS Getting 2 thumbs up!
A mom-approved Vacation "Must Have"
AMS Getting 2 thumbs up!
My daughter went to camp for a week to learn camping/ survival skills. We found that Adiós! Mo Skitos! falls into the "must haves"for survival. The bugs were horrible. I had packed her a Onesie for everyday she was there plus a few extra to share. She was a HERO at camp. Awesome product! Cecilia R.-Raleigh, NC
Really really Early Reviews & News
Don't, B. A. Stoner!
B. A. Stoner, heir to the massive StoneAger Fortune, tells Man Cave Weekly: "My family vow to find easier way to move new wheel." B. A. went on to sa...
We interrupt B. A. to bring you an urgent Public Service Announcement:
Don't be like B.A. Stoner and be the last one to know about a great new thing on the market that benefits you. Like the wheel, there are many benefits of Adiós! Mo Skitos! The oils in AMS don't harm you, the Earth, the Oceans...or Mother Nature, they are good for you! The peppermint oil alone has at least 15 different antioxidants and essential vitamins and minerals
So the next time bugs come running to get you, be prepared by picking up some Adiós! Mo Skitos! and tackle that uphill battle naturally.
Disclaimer: B.A. Stoner had a prescription...allegedly.
Great for old pelts, too!
Thank you Adiós! Mo Skitos!, my cub, OneBrow BoneSack, Jr., win "Best Young Pelt in Village" contest in Stone Age Baby Monthly stone tablet. Enemy young pelts are angry and lumpy, not smooth and healthy like Baby OneBrow BoneSack, Jr.. My cub cave drawing will hang in cave for all time.
My cave get to enter Mammoth Organ of the Month Club for 1 trip around the sun! Mammoth organs for all!
Thanks again, Adiós! Mo Skitos!
Great for long walk to tar pit
"Thug spend all day beating up Mo Skitos who eat Thug. Thug tiny legs beat up bad. Now Thug just spray Adiós! Mo Skitos! on Thug and now Thug have time to go out and beat others up.
Thug say you good. so no club for you."
(Above: Thug. Widely known as the first suspect)
Great for hunting
"Hey Magnons, Garguvarg here to give loud shout out to Adiós! Mo Skitos! Thanks to them, Garguvarg no longer have to "walk off" Malaria .
Garguvarg body bubbly and scratchy no more so Garguvarg can go out to hunt and chase cave women again.
Great for cookouts
"Joegruùl used to burn fur off feet and body sitting close to fire to keep bugs off Joegruùl.
Now Joegruùl just spray Adiós! Mo Skitos! on Joegruùl furry body and Joegruúl cook outside cave and keep fur for cold time. "
(Sadly, Joegruúl, or as some called him, "Smoky Joe", was taken from us way too early after his tooth whitening potion got too close to the fire.)
Great for taking your man out for a drag
"Gofergoa have to drag 'tired hunter'
back to cave after much 'hunting.' Hunter alway "fall asleep" outside caves that trade grog. Hunter get lumpy bumps on pelt and scratches like the dog that he is after a 'hunt'.
Gofergoa cover bites with mud to stop blood and itching but Gofergoa fed up with muddy cave.
Now, Gofergoa just spray hunter with Adiós! Mo Skitos! before 'hunt' and Gofergoa can drag home clean hunter for another no-meat mammoth stew."
-Hungry Cavewoman with Clean Cave