What our customers are saying:
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
"The best thing about Adiós! Mo Skitos! is that it works. By the time the bugs fade away so does the scent. My husband and I don't leave home without it on our hikes. -Mary Ann-Harrisonburg, VA
A Vacation Must Have
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
"I swear by this stuff. Just follow the directions and shake it, spray it and rub it in, it's so simple and it just extends the time outside. We get so much more from our camping vacations! I appreciate it even more at night. No more need to have to shower the kids down after a long day and a couple of cocktails and... no more Calamine Lotion stains! Highly Recommend!" Delynn -Sarasota, FL
Fits in back pockets
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
Fits in back pockets
"Besides the fact I love the smell, it's all-natural and good for your skin. What a win-win! Even the 4oz. of Adiós! Mo Skitos! fits easily in my back pocket so I don't have to carry an extra bag while taking my morning walks or giving my garden some early morning love. I even love the smell so much I use it as a room spray!" -Ginger -Raleigh, NC
No pesticides!
Hiker and Golfer's Best Friend
Fits in back pockets
I love the scent of Adiós! Mo Skitos! I don't have to commit to smelling like something chemical that, no only keeps the bugs away, it was keeping my dates away too! Well, I think it was the bug spray? Anyway, I l just love that it is actually good for you and it actually works. And I like that I'm not forced to smell like bug spray long after the bugs are gone.-Andrea-Virginia Beach, VA
Really really Early Reviews
Great for Riding Water
Great for long walks to the tar pits
Great for Cave Living or Camping
"Bro Magnon, Jr. say thank you to Adiós! Mo Skitos! for no more Megaladon attacks on Bro's toes. Bro work 9-5 so Bro must ride water in young day and young night...when bugs and Megaladons are many. Bro now hang 8 and no blood in water from Mo Skitos' bites. Mahalo."
(Sadly, Bro lost the rest of his toes when he failed to out run the ice-age.)
Great for Cave Living or Camping
Great for long walks to the tar pits
Great for Cave Living or Camping
"Hank be 'fraid to come out cave 'til Hank found Adiós! Mo Skitos! Now Hank leave cave and hunt mammoth and no fear of being eaten by Mo Skitos.
Hank get tired of sitting in cave alone.
Hank friend, Smokie Joe, say Hank teeth keep cave women away.
(Hank say no, but confinentially, let Hank know when first dentist born.")
Great for long walks to the tar pits
Great for long walks to the tar pits
Great for long walks to the tar pits
"Thug spend all day beating up Mo Skitos who eat Thug. Thug tiny legs beat up bad. Now Thug just spray Adiós! Mo Skitos! on Thug and Thug have time to go out and beat others up.
Thug say you good. so no club for you."
(Above: Thug. Widely known as the first suspect)
Great for hunting
Great for taking your man out for a drag
Great for long walks to the tar pits
"Haaay Magnons, Garguvarg here to give loud shout out to Adiós! Mo Skitos! Thanks to them, Garguvarg no longer have to "walk off" Malaria .
Garguvarg body bubbly and scratchy no more so Garguvarg can go out to hunt and chase cave women again.
Great for cookouts
Great for taking your man out for a drag
Great for taking your man out for a drag
"Joegruùl used to burn fur off feet and body sitting close to fire to keep bugs off Joegruùl.
"Now Joegruùl just spray Adiós! Mo Skitos! on Joegruùl furry body and Joegruúl cook outside cave and keep fur for cold time. "
(Sadly, Joegruúl, or as some called him, "Smoky Joe", was taken from us way too early after his tooth whitening potion got too close to the fire.)
Great for taking your man out for a drag
Great for taking your man out for a drag
Great for taking your man out for a drag
"Gofergoa have to drag 'tired hunter'
back to cave after much 'hunting.' 'Hunter' alway "fall asleep" outside caves that trade grog. 'Hunter' get lumpy bumps on pelt and scratches like the dog he is after a 'hunt'.
Gofergoa cover bites with mud to stop blood but Gofergoa fed up with muddy cave.
Now, Gofergoa just spray 'hunter' with Adiós! Mo Skitos! before 'hunt' and Gofergoa can drag home clean 'hunter' for another no-meat mammoth stew."
-Hungry Cavewoman with Clean Cave